From Barb: at 11:29pm on May 27th, 2007

you're with david aren't you? i can't believe you. you sick sick college girl with that perverted tree-hugging forestry professor. does david have an eye for you? all this time we have been stomping our trampy asses by his house to "pet his cat" when really, he was petting yours. thats it. we cant be friends anymore. i want my best-friend-thighs card back.