from Barb on 7/1/07 at 1:32PM

Sharon,

David called for you last night.

From Sharon: at 3:54pm June 20, 2007

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CBV2pDBWQn8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AAC07QWXTps

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QIovbVUvfa4

From Barb: at 11:25pm on June 19th, 2007

You are right. David is too much for me to handle. It's like an addiction. I get more and more distracted by him...especially when I am gazing into his eyes/arabian opticals. It makes it hard to remember anything. Please shari, help me I am all alone in Corvallis and I can't stop sneeking around with David. Whats this about the white powdery substance? is that what that little slut was delivering to him the other night? It must have been Brenda's skanky daughter.

From Sharon: at 8:38pm June 18, 2007

What the heck is David doing starring out his windows around 9:30 at night? Perhaps it's because this is the time when most of his "customers" show up to deliver white powdery substances? Or is it becuase trashy women like you like to hand around and watch for him to turn out the lights then sneek in??

From Sharon: at 6:36pm on June 15, 2007

You are a fat whore, who kisses delirious drunk guys. Its probably a scam, why else would you volunteer that kind of information to me? You just want me to think you arent chasing David you maneater! WHOA HERE SHE COMESSS--watch out boys she will chew you up.

From Barb on 6/12/07 at 6:38PM

I will come out! I will come out and kick YOUR ass. Cuz you tried to kick MY ass...

From Barb on 6/11/07 at 7:55 AM

Sharon (left) Barb (right)

From Barb on 6/10/07 at 11:31 AM

Eexcuse me for breathing. AS GOD AS MY WITNESS NO I DID NOT get bejiggity with David. and what exactly were you doing driving by my house? have nothing better to do with your life? you and See No Book need to get a life and stop driving that child molester van around my neighborhood. there are children in my neighborhood and it is completely inappropriate for you to be driving fast fast fast just like that on my street.

From Sharon: at 10:41pm on June 10th, 2007

don't act like you don't know what "bejiggity" is.....i bet you were too busy driving with or doing david in the car...cause i drove by your house tonight and you were gone- then on my wayhome, i saw david leaving too....probably to go get "bejiggity" with you!!

From Barb on 6/10/07 at 11:31 AM

Bejigity??

From Sharon: at 11:05pm on June 10th, 2007

Looks like someone's been getting a little bejiggity!

From Barb

you know what? i will. AND I HAVE. its too big to fit in there [facebook].

From Sharon: at 7:43pm on June 8th, 2007

GOOD. just go write about all this shit in a blog (http://barbandsharon.blogspot.com/) cause it's ridiculous how crazy you get about all this. I bet you sit in your room like a lil emo boy acting it out in front of your screen with barbies and unicorns.

From Barb: at 7:32pm on June 8th, 2007

NOTHING is "cleared up" yet. you must be on something. Im tired of this crap. GIVE ME MY MONEY B****! and my 4 beers.

Forget this facebook shit, I have no dedicated a blog to you and your skanky-ass for the whole world to see. I will post updates weekley about what you have been doing, or should i say WHO you have been doing.

check it out...
http://barbandsharon.blogspot.com/

From Sharon: at 12:06pm on June 6th, 2007

Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some fucking asshole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan

I hate everyone

I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you its true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

From Sharon: at 12:00pm on June 6th, 2007

this is all screwed up-----why don't you write oprah about this!

From Sharon: at 11:27am on June 6th, 2007

clear what up??? i've cleared everythiing up that i could. in fact, let them hate me...ill call the cops and they will say "she did". Everyone just needs to leave me and my neighbors alone---now she is draggin brenda in to this? what for? shes all fucked up on boric acid, what does she know?

besides, i tried to talk to david's wife the other day when we walked past each other...she just glarred.

From Barb: at 11:15am on June 6th, 2007

THIS JUST IN: Don Lagonda reported that there is a hate crime planned against you tonight. "an undercover agent has been following nicole for the past week. it appears that she has made several phone calls to Branda Hughes. Brenda, the racist white trash woman well known to youtube.com has been arrested multiple times for hate crimes. police tapped Nicole's line and have confirmed that she and Brenda are involved with a hate crime. last night, Nicole was spotted outside of a walmart with Brenda. the undercover agent has photos of them exchanging a package in a black bag. it appears that the bag may have been concealing a pair of arabian opticals."

if i were you, i would try to clear things up with David's wife because you wouldn't want to get this close to graduating to have something happen to you that might alter your future plans...

From Barb: at 9:57pm on June 3rd, 2007

please dont include me in your stupid "love triangle" with david. i believe its just a "love line" between the two of you. whore.

From Sharon: at 9:13am on June 3rd, 2007

DAMN YOU! for professing our problems and love triangle to the whole world! BITCH!

From Barb: at 12:39am on June 3rd, 2007

Also, let me define the term "homewrecker" for you..."someone who "wrecks the home" of a married individual by becoming romantically involved with him or her and consequently causing a divorce or some type of marital strife." SOUND FAMILIAR? i thought so. skank. [And not only are you going to be making David unfaithful to his wife, you are f-ing things up between you and Levi.

From Barb: at 2:31pm on June 2nd, 2007

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS MAY HE STRIKE ME DEAD, NO! I did not. I was snatched back my hands were cuffed and he made me come with him to see the opticals he was crafting for me. And for your information, you cant just GIVE someone a dirty marylin. It usually just happens naturally and unplanned.

From Sharon: at 2:13pm on June 2nd, 2007

PS- DON"T SAY YOU DIDN"T DO IT!

From Sharon: at 2:13pm on June 2nd, 2007

you probably just darted the other direction last night cause you didn't want me to know that you and david had plans later....he was probably taking nicole home so that he could come out and rendevouz with you--did you give him a dirty marilyn?

From Barb: at 4:29pm on June 1st, 2007

I'm tired of this crap! David will not let up...he keeps calling me telling me about the hate crime against you.

From Barb: at 12:40am on June 1st, 2007

ok listen bitch. I drove by David's house tonight and he flagged me down hollerin and screaming like a wild man. Apparently his wife heard him sneek out last night and she followed him all the way to your house. she saw EVERYTHING. now he wants my help to somehow make this right before there is some kind of hate crime against you. Im sick and tired of having to get your back every time you go off with some married guy. this needs to come to and end. I also placed an order for some opticals so we need to keep on good terms with him..

From Sharon: at 11:06pm on May 28th, 2007

fine, be silent all you want-we dont ever have to speak again.....cause this ship has sailed!

From Barb: at 10:47pm on May 28th, 2007

this is called the "silent treatment"

From Sharon: at 1:34pm on May 28th, 2007

IS THIS A HATE CRIME???? you're hollering and screaming acting like a wild woman all because as GOD IS MY WITNESS MAY HE STRIKE ME DEAD I did not do anything with david. i was over there cause they need a freaking babysitter for their daughter....since David works and his wife is gonna be outta town. He needs someone to take care of his kitty while Nicole {his wife} is gone, you should volunteer since i know how you have the sir man chow chow touch!

From Barb: at 1:24pm on May 28th, 2007

since I am available? what the hell does that mean? You're the one stomping your trampy ass around his street, and now he is telling you that his wife [who has horrible hair] is going to be away, not to mention, when the hell did you go and drink his wife's wine? did he make a special trip home early from campus to let you come over and skank up his house while his wife was not back from work yet? You have stooped to a new level. You're probably going to show up to class with a shirt that says "i didn't do it" when in fact, you did do it. Lets hear your side of the story, im tired of hearing it from Don Lagonda.

From Sharon: at 1:18pm on May 28th, 2007

ok why did you write that,for what? WHAT HAVE I DONE?...i'm gonna come out, and kick your ass...all the way to brooklyn! yes i was with david, and we'll duke this out on FACEBOOK of all places...if you have something to say about my "adventures with david", say to my face! I'm not even gonna say what he said about you- and just FYI his wife does have good chardonnay, and she is going away for a few days- so he is gonna need an extra eye---maybe you should volunteer yours since you are available!

From Barb: at 11:29pm on May 27th, 2007

you're with david aren't you? i can't believe you. you sick sick college girl with that perverted tree-hugging forestry professor. does david have an eye for you? all this time we have been stomping our trampy asses by his house to "pet his cat" when really, he was petting yours. thats it. we cant be friends anymore. i want my best-friend-thighs card back.

From Barb: at 11:29pm on May 27th, 2007

Sharon where are you!